How do I even begin to explain Lydia? Lydia is flawless. She has a closet full of obscure jumpers and a silver adipose stress toy. I hear her hair is up for The Whoniverse's Next Top Hair Ruffler (against Tennant) . I hear she watches youtube videos. In her room. Her favorite show is Doctor Who. One time, she saw Arthur Darvill in a play. And she almost became a ganger. One time, I punched her in the face. It was awesome. Hufflepuffs in the Kitchen